Another loan from Gamble with California second mortgages?
"One more time and I'll be happy Pete!" Carmella is insatiable. "I mean another loan from California second mortgages, Pete." "What are we buying now?" "A plane, Pete. I read that they're offloading old jumbos cheap." "And then?" "We'll have a casino in the air Pete. The world's first flying casino, sponsored by California second mortgages! Doesn't it sound exciting?" "Yeah. Gamble with California second mortgages - the only way to fly. Okay. Put some clothes on. You can't go to the bank like that. Or maybe you could..." Potter is enthusiastic when he sees us. "One more month to retirement and a life on the main! I can't wait!" "Mr. Potter, I want another loan from California second mortgages. I offer two boats as collateral." "A flying casino? Wow, that sounds great! I'll call California second mortgages right away!" There is only one other thing as exciting as an enthusiastic bank manager.
The last of the California second mortgages
It took half an hour. "California second mortgages has agreed to your request Mr. er, Pete. The papers will be ready tomorrow. They have however, added a clause to the usual conditions." "What's that, Mr. Potter?" He looked at me. "It reads: This is the last of the California second mortgages." "Amen. I will be here to sign at ten sharp!"
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