California home loan mortgages were waiting for me

What can I tell you - the California home loan mortgages saved my bacon. I got this great job in LA working for an energy company. The salary was great, the offices were outstanding - Westwood Village across from UCLA, would you believe? The work was so-so but the secretaries were from another planet. All I had to add was my own accommodation to make everything perfect. Nothing. Not a place to park a bed anywhere. One day I strolled along Wilshire feeling pretty miserable and I saw a sign in a bank window. "California home loan mortgages". I went in and discovered that they give California home loan mortgages after you have found something you want to buy. "How do I find something?" I groaned.
The gorgeous assistant smiled at me and said, "Hang about here. There's always things coming and going." So I became an instant California home loan mortgages loiterer.

Hang about California home loan mortgages, she said

In my second week of life at the California home loan mortgages bank, I struck gold. This little old lady wanted to move into a retirement home, at least that's what she called it. I looked at her and thought she meant departure lounge. A quick negotiation got me this cottage in Westwood. So now I have one of those California home loan mortgages in my name and I'm waiting for the bank assistant to move in with me.